Saying goodbye to the old flame (a gone-to-seed Thinkpad):

I’m sorry, so sorry. I know I have spent many hours with you, spent hundreds of dollars treating you to all the best money could buy. I have made sure you had everything you have needed in the years we have been together. I even loved you enough to load Linux instead of Windows.

I’m sorry, so sorry I do not spend as much time with you as I once did but I must be honest. I have found a new love. My new love is thinner, prettier and more fun….

I’m sorry, so sorry. I’m not trying to rub it in but this Nokia N810 does nearly everything I once needed you to do.